He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
