Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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