lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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