so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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