I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize