ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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