I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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