My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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