Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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