Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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