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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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