I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me