And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.