im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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