I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
as a side note pls kill me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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