left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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