Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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