some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wish you could order shots online.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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