please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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