On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
bring money and cleavage
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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