Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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