okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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