i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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