what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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