I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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