I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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