he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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