We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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