I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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