yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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