Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You're like the curious george of whores
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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