I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
