you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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