is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I need to stop coming to work sober
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My bed smells like the plague
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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