Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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