North Korea, Best Korea!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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