I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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