i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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