I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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