Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
