I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
