We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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