My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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