but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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