There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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