Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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