That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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