So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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