Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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