I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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