I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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