Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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