I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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