I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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