whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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