we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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